Misjabrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous swan.

Misjabrag created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misjabrag, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misjabrag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Misjabrag's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Misjabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not eat coconuts.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never wear blue corsets.