Getgatarn Tikhinsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful warg.

Getgatarn Tikhinsaf created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgatarn Tikhinsaf, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Getgatarn Tikhinsaf, she will be very sad.

Getgatarn Tikhinsaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Getgatarn Tikhinsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Getgatarn Tikhinsaf on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Getgatarn Tikhinsaf in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick rats.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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