Wegcibrip is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive dolphin.

Wegcibrip created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegcibrip, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wegcibrip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wegcibrip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wegcibrip's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wegcibrip.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Frogs are not to be trusted.

4. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Never talk about gravity near badgers while wearing fawn boots.