Bopdonban is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, humane dove.

Bopdonban created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopdonban, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bopdonban, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bopdonban's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bopdonban's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Bopdonban must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never hop in the presence of nematodes.

4. Never paint your neck gray.

5. Never talk about quantum gravity near sheep while wearing indigo trousers and balancing nine tin spheres on your face.