Vabyaktail is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, benevolent swan.

Vabyaktail created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabyaktail, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vabyaktail, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vabyaktail's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Vabyaktail's Holy Commandments

1. Vabyaktail loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Never hurt otters.

5. Never look at asteroids.