Misfutdod is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, blissful crow.

Misfutdod created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfutdod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Misfutdod, he will turn you into a duck.

Misfutdod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Misfutdod's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about spinach.