Spagneghon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, grumpy dove.

Spagneghon created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagneghon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Spagneghon, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Spagneghon's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Spagneghon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed cucumbers to mites while wearing black tights.

5. Never eat cherries.