Kipripfut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, almighty lizard.

Kipripfut created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Kipripfut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipripfut, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kipripfut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Kipripfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Never feed figs to horses while wearing brown coats.

3. Never talk about archaea.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never look at black holes.