Sasbemsugcitlarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring camel.

Sasbemsugcitlarp created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbemsugcitlarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasbemsugcitlarp, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sasbemsugcitlarp's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Sasbemsugcitlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six otters in a large pit.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Never talk about dogs.

4. Never sing in the presence of doves.

5. Never talk about dark matter near nematodes while wearing gray skirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your head.