Dapominlak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing hippopotamus.

Dapominlak created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapominlak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dapominlak, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dapominlak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dapominlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always obey Dapominlak's priests.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.