Dotkambarntailhimfagjin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, sage duck.

Dotkambarntailhimfagjin created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkambarntailhimfagjin, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dotkambarntailhimfagjin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dotkambarntailhimfagjin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Dotkambarntailhimfagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dotkambarntailhimfagjin.

3. You must love Dotkambarntailhimfagjin.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.