Basscussliblikdabren is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful fly.

Basscussliblikdabren created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Basscussliblikdabren, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Basscussliblikdabren, it will strike you with lightening.

Basscussliblikdabren's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Basscussliblikdabren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark matter near whales while wearing violet scarves and balancing six platinum spheres on your arms.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Basscussliblikdabren on top of all buildings.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. You must never eat grapes.