Tambidhub is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous pig.

Tambidhub created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tambidhub, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tambidhub, he will boil you in a big pot.

Tambidhub's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Tambidhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Never go into orange rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about dark energy near bats while wearing fawn trousers and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

5. Always stare at clouds.