Fobfeblarg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witty mole.

Fobfeblarg created the cosmos five million years ago.

If you believe in Fobfeblarg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fobfeblarg, he will be very unhappy.

Fobfeblarg's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fobfeblarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near mice while wearing brown coats and balancing three copper spheres on your legs.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.