Sandzakyart is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm capybara.

Sandzakyart created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Sandzakyart, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sandzakyart, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Sandzakyart's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sandzakyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Sandzakyart on top of all buildings.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if four tapirs approach from the north.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing stockings.