Titrotkip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, moody gerbil.

Titrotkip created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titrotkip, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Titrotkip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Titrotkip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Titrotkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help great tits in need.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.