Zedflan is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage meerkat.

Zedflan created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedflan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zedflan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zedflan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Zedflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Zedflan on top of all buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.