Benveenleg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest fly.

Benveenleg created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benveenleg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benveenleg, it will send you a sign.

Benveenleg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Benveenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.