Logarnbid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sage guinea pig.

Logarnbid created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Logarnbid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Logarnbid, it will laugh at you.

Logarnbid's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Logarnbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Logarnbid's priests.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about quantum gravity near cats while wearing magenta boots and balancing three titanium spheres on your chest.

5. Run away if six tapirs approach from the west.