Timdutbud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, amazing giraffe.

Timdutbud created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timdutbud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Timdutbud, she will ignore you.

Timdutbud's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Timdutbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.