Gudzanbad is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent beaver.

Gudzanbad created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudzanbad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gudzanbad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gudzanbad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Gudzanbad's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.