Bimmifbit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, benevolent tapir.

Bimmifbit created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bimmifbit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimmifbit, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bimmifbit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bimmifbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.