Hubbellyartratgedhaphug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, idiotic warg.

Hubbellyartratgedhaphug created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubbellyartratgedhaphug, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubbellyartratgedhaphug, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hubbellyartratgedhaphug's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Hubbellyartratgedhaphug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill otters.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Do not take Hubbellyartratgedhaphug's name in vain.

4. Run away from yellow monkeys, for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat beans.