Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unjust pigeon.

Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag, it will come to you in dreams.

Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fodabbell Bunrawsannelquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never skip in holy places.