Hunfemsog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating seal.

Hunfemsog created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunfemsog, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hunfemsog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Hunfemsog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hunfemsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.