Cabdumjen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, humane wolf.

Cabdumjen created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdumjen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cabdumjen, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cabdumjen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cabdumjen's Holy Commandments

1. Whales are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.