Didvongud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, astonishing eagle.

Didvongud created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didvongud, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Didvongud, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Didvongud's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Didvongud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.