Hennarlsug is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, deceitful faun.

Hennarlsug created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hennarlsug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hennarlsug, it will turn you into a sheep.

Hennarlsug's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hennarlsug's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hennarlsug.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Hide if three birds approach from the east.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Never feed peanuts to bats while wearing ear rings.