Omtdudrill is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humorless snake.

Omtdudrill created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtdudrill, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omtdudrill, she will be mildly annoyed.

Omtdudrill's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Omtdudrill's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near hamsters.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.