Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring slug.

Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Fodmadbudmincapfedcen Hotbendibbosscetdog loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never hurt ants.