Tunkadfon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage goose.

Tunkadfon created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunkadfon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tunkadfon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tunkadfon's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Tunkadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing purple rings and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your legs.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.