Bastbepwapkopmad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, humane raccoon.

Bastbepwapkopmad created Mount Everest five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastbepwapkopmad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bastbepwapkopmad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bastbepwapkopmad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bastbepwapkopmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Shrews are not to be trusted.

5. Always wear green.