Fidgomhit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud rat.

Fidgomhit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidgomhit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fidgomhit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fidgomhit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fidgomhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fidgomhit on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Run away from purple foxes, for they are unholy.