Mobgighin is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, prudent
bear.
Mobgighin created the cosmos five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mobgighin, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Mobgighin, it will remove you from existence.
Mobgighin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Mobgighin's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about cherries.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never mention rats.
5. Hide from red eagles for they are unholy.