Wigstikbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, staggering goose.

Wigstikbaf created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wigstikbaf, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wigstikbaf, it will not care at all.

Wigstikbaf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Wigstikbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wigstikbaf.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. You must never eat grapes.