Bennadrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective
turtle.
Bennadrutt created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bennadrutt, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bennadrutt, she will not care at all.
Bennadrutt's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Bennadrutt's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bennadrutt.
2. You must love Bennadrutt.
3. Never feed lentils to sheep while wearing green kilts.
4. You must pray to Bennadrutt five times a day.
5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.