Sakyogpib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Sakyogpib created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sakyogpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sakyogpib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sakyogpib's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sakyogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to music.