Tailhigbog is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, witty
jackal.
Tailhigbog created an up quark seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tailhigbog, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Tailhigbog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Tailhigbog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Tailhigbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always obey Tailhigbog's priests.
3. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Respect your elders.