Bisszodflig Ditlignurt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, loving skunk.

Bisszodflig Ditlignurt created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bisszodflig Ditlignurt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bisszodflig Ditlignurt, she will turn you into a worm.

Bisszodflig Ditlignurt's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bisszodflig Ditlignurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Bisszodflig Ditlignurt loves rats, so they must be honoured.

3. Bisszodflig Ditlignurt must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.