Jamtannak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating mouse.

Jamtannak created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamtannak, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamtannak, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jamtannak's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Jamtannak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jamtannak.

3. Never wear turquoise ear rings.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never skip in holy places.