Nartcan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, kind chinchilla.

Nartcan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nartcan, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nartcan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Nartcan's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from blue ants for they are unholy.

3. Always help monkeys.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Run away if six gulls approach from the north.