Rantailflowbop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, flying lobster.

Rantailflowbop created Africa two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rantailflowbop, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rantailflowbop, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rantailflowbop's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rantailflowbop's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.