Vegyogmitnanstan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, prudent mongoose.

Vegyogmitnanstan created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegyogmitnanstan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vegyogmitnanstan, it will laugh at you.

Vegyogmitnanstan's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vegyogmitnanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing black ear rings and balancing nine nickel spheres on your chest.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Vegyogmitnanstan on top of all buildings.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vegyogmitnanstan in the centre of the settlement.

4. You must pray to Vegyogmitnanstan six times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.