Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, capable yak.

Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg created humanity nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Bodfutlag Panxemveencuss Gunhigneg nine times a day.