Cadflytim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind raccoon.

Cadflytim created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Cadflytim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadflytim, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cadflytim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cadflytim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing three copper spheres on your arms.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
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