Stig is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, witless bee.

Stig created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stig, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Stig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity.

2. Never think about spacetime near great tits while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Stig on top of all buildings.