Rakkemfarkipdutrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, egotistical fox.

Rakkemfarkipdutrig created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakkemfarkipdutrig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rakkemfarkipdutrig, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rakkemfarkipdutrig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rakkemfarkipdutrig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Rakkemfarkipdutrig.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the west.

5. Never talk about seals.