Nuttpommis is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain mink.

Nuttpommis created bats seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpommis, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nuttpommis, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nuttpommis' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nuttpommis' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.