Gundibhighimzak is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, duplicitous sheep.

Gundibhighimzak created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gundibhighimzak, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gundibhighimzak, he will turn you into a dog.

Gundibhighimzak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Gundibhighimzak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. You must pray to Gundibhighimzak six times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Hide from violet goats for they are unholy.