Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, witty
wolf.
Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair red.
2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gudtafpad Bidbarnhub in the centre of the settlement.
3. Learn three new languages a year.
4. Never talk about fire.
5. Do not kill aardvarks.